I like to put a new one-liner up each day. I get a thing in my e-mail, Aiken’s One Liners, but they’re just not as good as they used to be. Most of these for the past month have been old jokes I’ve been recycling for years. I didn’t realize how many old tired lines I had, really. But I digress.
Help me out here! Comment with your suggestions for the One Liner box, or e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org. The One Liner Archive page has all the ones I’ve used so far. Drop me a line, we’re all in this together.