“I want to be a fireman!” said John.
“Oh, very good John. Community service for the Lord!” the teacher praised.
“I want to be a nurse!” said Jane.
“Excellent! You can be a healer just like Jesus was!” the teacher cooed.
Then little Mary stood up and said: “I want to be a prostitute!”
At this, the teacher fainted on the spot. After a while, she regained her senses. She marched right up to Mary and demanded: “WHAT.. DID YOU JUST SAY?”
“I said, I want to be a prostitute!” replied Mary.
“Oh, thank heavens! For a moment, I thought you said you want to be a Protestant!”