Over the past week, I’ve ranted on PETA as well as the “fur is murder” people. In summation:
- The only reason fur is murder and not leather, is that it’s easier to pick on rich white women than the Hells Angels.
- Unless you are 100% vegetarian, I don’t even want to hear a word about fur.
- If God doesn’t want us to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
- Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
These are the issues. Discuss.